These attacks are thankfully rare since they live in space, however the most recent one occured when Rick Santorum was blasted in the face with pure rainbow from a Nyan cat's mouth. Nyan cats are peaceful for the most part, but when they do attack SOMEONE MUST DIE. In a twist of fate, she had to be admitted to rehab, after the song became her only drug, not just your love. Unfortunately, the school did not have Twitter, and so was unable to 'tweet' its score, which surely would have been second highest, after Keshas as she likes rubbish music. In a twisted turn of fate, one schools server was eaten by the cat,and so Nyan Cat played for over one hour on every computer in the school. Nyanrolling has been born, which has replaced the legendarily annoying Rick Roll and Trololol. It currently resides with the crazy cat lady in The Simpsons, and has been well looked after. Another splice was made, but this had a pop tart for a head, and a cat body, so it tried to chase mice not servers.

The hungry cat then escaped into space, leaving everyone perplexed. The sudden exposing of radiation caused the cat genes to splice with pop tart, making the monster we see (and hear) today. They were only trying to make pop tart monsters using radiation, but a cat somehow got into their facility. The cat is commonly thought to be the accidental product of an experiment by the Yakuza.

This behavior has puzzled scientists from around the globe, leading to the final conclusion, that for once, science does not know everything. They have made no headway as the cat has only one call that repeats, 'NYAN'. However, we do not know, even though scientists have studied Nyan Cat for years. The cat is constantly looking for a friend on the Internet, and may want to reproduce.

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